Chris/Bechelor Style Fried Rice...

Chef Chris Tai..

Since im cooking alot here.. Ill share with you guys how i cook a quite good fried rice bechelor style.. HeHe.. To all the bechelors who are staying alone... Learn this man... To all the couple.. Ask your girlfriend to cook for you.. HeHe... Firstly.. Ill instroduce the ingredients you need to cook this bechelor style fried rice...

- Chicken marinate with soy sauce
- Onion
- Garlic
- Carrot
- Egg
- Button mushroom/Nipple mushroom
- Cabbage
- Rice if not it would not be fried rice

People who dont know what are the ingredients... Dont worry... HeHe.. And all the steps i will have pictures to guide you through.. No worries...

Ingredients in picture form..

Step 1
Heat up the pan...

Big pan for big portion... HeHe..

Step 2
Saute the garlic and onion first... Then put the chicken.. Carrot and cabage in to saute along... Saute till the chicken is cooked...

The chicken is not cooked yet here... HeHe...

Step 3
Next... The rice and the nipple mushroom in... I like to call it nipple mushroom.. My mom taught me that... So yea.. HeHe.. But seriously.. Look at it and your nipple... HaHa... Oh.. I dint know that in malay its your puting... HaHaHaha..

Can you smell it..??

Not forgetting to add this secret sauce... This sauce will make your food smells good and taste good... Its the MAGGIE SAUCE... HeHeHe... In Australia.. They dont pronounce it as MAGGIE.. They pronounce it as MAJJIE... HaHaHaHa...

MAJJIE SAUCE...

And *POOF*... Its ready to serve my friends... Breakfast...?? Branch..?? Lunch..?? Lunner..?? Dinner..??? Dipper..?? Supper...??? Whichever you are having.. HeHeHe.. Dint know there is so many meals a day right.. HeHe... Enjoy..!!!

Yum yum... Bechelor Style Fried Rice...!!

5 Down...

Woooo Hoooo.. I have passed another of my exam.. 5 down... I have only 2 more papers to go... Hopefully i can pass it all in one sitting.. HeHe... As you know... I have been really busy doing ALOT of stuffs.. HeHeHe... Consider this two months in Australia is the most happening month for me... HaHa... But well.. I will always try to update my blog once in a while.. I have so much to write but i got no time.. Seriously.. 24 hours and 7 days is not enough man... Am i right..?!?! HeHeHe.... But well.. I will just have to keep digging my time to update my blog and do some other stuffs... HeHe... For not updating my blog so long... I would like to say.... Sorry mate.. HeHe... And for not catching up with peoeple in Malaysia much... I would like to say... So sorry... HeHeHe.. Do not worry.. I still remember you guys... Cheers...

Party Sje2

Party..??? HeHe... Yeaps.. We the Malaysian gang had a parrrrty quite some time ago.. Its just a party for nothing... So we call it... Party Sje2.. It means... Party Saja Saja... HaHaHa.. This is some of malay short forms... I learn alot of malay here.. I speak malay so much more than when i speak in high school... But i think i dont speak malay at all in my high school except with teachers and during football... HeHe... Anyway.. This is a very different party for me... Its because there is one really special rule.. Which is.. Each of us have to bring our own food to be barbequed.. HaHaHa.. Felt so weird... HaHaHa... But we did have fun.. So i think we forgotten about the weirdness... HeHe...

The Malaysian gang..!!!

The food table...

I dont think my food was there.. But yea... It was quite a sad for me because i think i only have like 5 chicken drumsticks.. And i have to share it with my roommate because he dont even have one... Being a kind me.. HeHeHe... Luckily i still have some potatoes.. And my friends were being kind also.. They did spare me some dogs.. HeHe..

Having fun playing the super fake guitar..

Busy preparing....

Foods...!! HeHe..

Hamzah.. Notice him..??

Have a look again in all the pictures above and see where is Hamzah... I think i can hire him to help me barbeque next time.. He just loves to do the job... HaHaHa... Its amazing that we actually have a really small "dance floor"... HaHa.. My friends were just dancing there for fun.. Trying to act like someone..

The dancer..

It was a nice party we had.. HeHe.. Had fun... And amazingly.... I was really full... HeHe..

KLIFA gang... HeHe..

Yummy Delicious Food..

Have you all ever felt that whatever you eat at home is damn bored.. Its like.. "Oh gosh... Same dish"... 'Oh gosh... Nothing new".... Okay... I admit i did felt that way sometimes.. HeHe.. Its like when my mom asked me what i want to eat.. I will need to take a long time to answer her what i want to eat because i cant think of anything i want to eat.. HeHeHe... Here are some of the nice dish my mom cook...

Some baby vege and fried garlic..

Steam or fried prawns.. YUMMMM!!!

Oh gosh.. Those foods are damn good.. Im missing it... Sorry to make you drool... HeHeHe.. Sigh.. But when i came here to Australia.. Everything changed... I cant eat food like those in the pictures... When im here.. I have to learn to cook for myself.. HeHe... I have to think of what to cook... How much to cook... What to buy.. How to keep the foods... Alot of stuffs to think... Well.. This is what foods i came out with...

Instant macaroni and cheese..

Yau ci tak fried rice.. HeHe..

Butter chicken it says..

Soy sauce chicken.. Onion eggs... And hidden mickey..

This are the foods i cooked... But there is more of course.. Will post about those some other time.. HeHe.. I did not really actually cook all of them.. I cheated by buying those sauce packets.. But i do know how to cook some because my mom thought me how how to cook before i came here.. Apparently.. The foods i cook is not that bad... Can be eaten... HeHe.. Now i finally understand how does my mom feels when she need to cook for us everytime... Its not easy my friends... So we have to 'Hormat.... Hormat ke ibu... Hormat.... 1... 2... 1'... Eventhough its something you dont like.. Eat it... HeHe... Its sad that sometimes i really really dont know what the hell to cook... Or if im out of groceries... Or lazy... With no choice left... I have to eat this for dinner...

Sob sob.. Guess what it is yourself..

HaHaHaHaHa.. Dont worry.. I only did this once.. HeHeHe...

Froggy Fog...

There was one morning in Australia that made me went... Oh my gosh..!!! Its around 7 30 a.m... HaHa... It is something that i seldom see.. And the bad part is.... On that day i was suppose to have a flight... I will show you some pictures of how the day looks like...

On the left side is my college..

Oh...

My...

Gosh...

You did said oh my gosh too huh.. HaHa.. Yeaps.. In this kind of day.. My flight cant go on.. Dammit.. And when i wanted to cross the road on that day.. I cant even see the car coming.... HeHe.. It was that bad... If we play hide and seek.. It would be really hard to find anyone.. Everyone will be lost in the act... Luckily i dint play and im still here... HaHa... Oh.. I think it is not during winter that this happen.. If im not mistaken it is during autumn...







Ill give some information here before i continue.. HeHe.. Im sure you guys have been wondering what is the damn difference between fog and mist right... Here is your answer...

Fog - Visibility is less than 1000m
Mist - Visibility is more than 1000m

And and... They are actually clouds that form on ground level... Anyway... Those three picture is taken some other day... See the damn difference... Its totally clear... At these days i will never get lost unless my sense of direction is superbly suck.. HeHe.. It was kinda fun to encounter such days tho.. I was really excited.. Shocked.. And sad at the same time.. HaHa.. You should try it back at home.. Ill teach you how... First... Go to your bathroom... Turn the hot water tab to the maximum.. Close all the windows... Wait for a minute... And *Poof*.. You will be lost in the bathroom.. And later.. You are going to get screwed by your mom.. HaHa...

My Life Savior..

As you all know now.. It is winter now... It will be ending like August i think... And yeaps.. It really mean winter.. Its like freaking cold everyday.... The temperature is like between 4 to 17.. Eventhough its not negative.. But trust me.. It is still COLD!! But luckily... My brother's heater was brought all the way from Melbourne to Sydney... Even Mr Heater travelled to Sydney to save me.. HeHe...

Mr Heater...

Its really big and it can really warm the room to like.... Warm.. HaHaHaHa... But sometimes it gets too hot tho... I have tried to burn paper with the heater but sadly it failed.. Sigh... I cant be a scientist i think.. HeHe..

Chilling...

I think when i come back to Malaysia i wont think that im in Malaysia... I will think that im in Sahara... Might bump into Matthew McConaughey.. Penelope Cruz or Steve Zahn... HaHa

Rocker In The House..

There was a rocker who came to crash in my house man... HaHaHa.. I can prove it man.. Look at this... Rock on..!! I was really lucky tho that i can take pictures with him.. HeHe... Backstage pass....

Rock out..!!

The rocking style..

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa... Cool huh.. He is my friend actually.. He was cutting his hair then he decided to have some fun... Oh.. He cut it at home with a shaver or whatever you call it.. HeHeHe... He dint do it himself but another friend of mine did.. HeHe.. So yea.. He was shouting around the neighbourhood like a monkey... By the way.. His name is Faeez... We were like daring him to go to college like this for just one day of fun.. But he chicken out.. HaHa.. Hmmm.. But i think if it was me.. I might do it.. For the excitement.. HaHa...